WHAT I CAN OFFER YOU IF YOU JOIN MY CULT
- •A religion based completely on Harry PotterWe will worship each character as a different God. Hermione will be teach us wisdom, Harry will teach us bravery, Ron: loyalty, Ginny: courage, etc. It will be beautiful and we will feel complete
- •A devotion to television as an art formTelevision is art in its purest form and as a cult we will respect that. Binge watching is both highly encouraged and completely mandatory.
- •A lot of mac and cheeseThe food of the gods. It will be our sacred food.
- •Laser tag tournamentsFor both team building and skill development. A solid laser tag team can accomplish anything, mentally and physically. We will be a unit, a team, a squad, a cult.
- •Mandatory uniformsCasual attire will be: running shorts, a cozy t-shirt, and tennis shoes. Formal attire will be: jeans, a striped shirt (from J Crew), and Converse (of any color). Sweatpants will be allowed at any time.
- •A healthy respect for the color orangeYou will love orange and you will be very open about your love for orange.
- •A lot of musical theaterYou will be able to preform The Phantom of the Opera in its entirety. I always get to be the Phantom because it's my cult and I do a great Phantom.
- •Permission to both love and hate The CWOur greatest enemy and our strongest ally. Blessing us with The 100 and Reign while cursing us with The Vampire Diaries. A complicated relationship that is vital to our survival.
- •Fig newtonsI'm just going to hand them out because I love them and I want everyone else to too