WHO I WANT IN MY HEIST SQUAD
A team of masterminds who would rob the world blind
- •Tatiana MaslanyMaster of disguise. She can be 500 different people in a matter of three minutes. Every heist would start with her saying, "holy doodle, here we go".
- •Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire SlayerWe need her snark, her sass and her stakes. Also I need someone who can keep up with my puns and I think she's the best woman for the job.
- •The IKEA monkeyI feel as though he has a very calming presence. He would be our center of gravity, the one who helps us keep our cool in stressful situations.
- •Christopher RobinTwo words: fall man. All he does is hallucinate a world where his stuffed animals are alive and he can do that from jail.
- •My current French teacherHe has a doctrine in linguistics and speaks like eight languages. Head of foreign affairs.
- •Wade from Kim PossibleTech Guy. He could get pass firewalls, disable alarms and give me a phone I can answer with, "what's the sitch?"
- •Falkor the DragonGet away driver. The whole squad could fit on his back.