A team of masterminds who would rob the world blind
  1. Tatiana Maslany
    Master of disguise. She can be 500 different people in a matter of three minutes. Every heist would start with her saying, "holy doodle, here we go".
  2. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    We need her snark, her sass and her stakes. Also I need someone who can keep up with my puns and I think she's the best woman for the job.
  3. The IKEA monkey
    I feel as though he has a very calming presence. He would be our center of gravity, the one who helps us keep our cool in stressful situations.
  4. Christopher Robin
    Two words: fall man. All he does is hallucinate a world where his stuffed animals are alive and he can do that from jail.
  5. My current French teacher
    He has a doctrine in linguistics and speaks like eight languages. Head of foreign affairs.
  6. Wade from Kim Possible
    Tech Guy. He could get pass firewalls, disable alarms and give me a phone I can answer with, "what's the sitch?"
  7. Falkor the Dragon
    Get away driver. The whole squad could fit on his back.