YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ANIMAL TAIL OF SOME KIND, RANK THEM

  1. 1.
    Great Ape tail
    Improves balance, downsides include turning into a giant ape during full moons
  2. 2.
    Kangaroo tail
    Could probably swing it like a baseball bat and knock someone clean out, also can sit on it?? Convenient.
  3. 3.
    Elephant tail
    Would be helpful at work when moving children from place to place
  4. 4.
    Lemur tail
    Stylish af
  5. 5.
    Dog tail
    Great indicator of emotion
  6. 6.
    Pig tail
    Creepy af
  7. 7.
    Cat tail
    Fucking useless, encountered once and got very itchy, may be allergic
  8. 8.
    Sloth tail
    I hatttteeee itttt