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There are holiday processions through the streets of Islamabad, so my security advisor has instructed me to stay in my hotel. It's gotten weird.
  1. Organize the sugar, powdered cream, and powdered coffee packets into like groups. Order those groups by size. Line up the packets in a pattern. Then a different pattern. Then a different one.
    If you're really desperate, try to stack them in different castle formations.
  2. Inspect your hair for split ends.
    Watch out - this is addicting.
  3. Turn on the TV and discover that you've already watched (multiple times) every movie that's on. Turn the TV off. Turn the TV on 10 minutes later, just to check if anything has changed (it hasn't).
    If you're in Islamabad, you might catch such gems as Son of the Mask (the understandably unknown sequel to the Jim Carey classic), Sex and the City (with all shots and mentions of anything sexual cut out), or Half Past Dead (Ja Rule and Steven Seagal must foil a criminal plot in Alcatraz - no joke).
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