MY "ADITIONAL SKILLS" ON JOB APPLICATIONS

  1. Friendly ~sometimes~
  2. Able to relate almost any real life situation to a fictional tv/movie situation
  3. Can calmly and confidently navigate any Target or Walmart
  4. Ability to distinguish between brand and generic cereals and Oreos
  5. Conversational in politics covered on SNL
  6. Can perform any closing dance number from any HSM movie
  7. Top notch eavesdropping skills
  8. Can discreetly change topics quickly
  9. Mediocre at Color Switch