1. I grab, on average, 70 napkins per meal
  2. I complain about my swollen feet a lot
  3. I still have receipts from 3 years ago in my possession
  4. I debate whether or not I should have bought something for the 3 weeks following the day I actually shopped
  5. I loudly shit talk workers if they aren't helping me properly but would never actually say anything to them
  6. I buy seasonal candy like it's my job
  7. I worry too much about minor details of stories that are of no actual importance to the story
  8. I hoard tf out of plastic bags
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