1. Do you want whip cream?
    Obviously yes
  2. Do you want to sign up for _____?
    Obviously no
  3. How was your workout?
    Not as good as this quesadilla, leave me alone
  4. How are you?
    As if I have enough time to saying anything but "good" as you pass by
  5. What do you want to do after college?
    Dude I don't even know what I want for dinner tn
  6. How old are you?
    Mostly hate this question due the embarrassingly long amount of time it takes for me to answer