THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

  1. I'm not from Detroit
    #clevelandisthereason
  2. Anything Lindsay Lohan does ever
  3. Michael Jordan not making his high school bball team
    Not sure if this is true, but still gives me hope to be the best in the nba someday, watch out lebron!
  4. Matthew McConaughey getting arrested after called getting caught playing bongos naked
  5. Tim Allan's drug arrest
    He went on to become THE greatest Santa Claus everrrrrr
  6. I {most likely} didn't peak in high school
    Plz God let this be the case
  7. Lorde's ugly boyfriend
  8. JB pissing in restaurant bucket while simultaneously shit talking Bill Clinton
    When i try to do this in a bar im kicked out #misogyny
  9. Remembering my dad got a perm in college
    It wasn't even in style then
  10. Reese Witherspoon's arrest
    "DO U KNOW WHO I AM?!" Legendary