1. "You know that feeling when you finna bone for the first time" J.Cole
    This is great to use when posting a first time picture with your new girlfriend. Definitely beats the cliche "I guess she's alright."
  2. "Got my baby mama and my side bitch kissing" Future
    For the douchebags who take pictures with a girl on each side with his hands around them. Do you even get chicks?!? Also why are the girls always touching the douchebags stomach?
  3. "Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole" Kanye West
    When posting a picture of you and your grandparents eating brunch after Sunday church.
  4. "So many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" Drake
    This one goes out to all those middle school boys who take shirtless mirror pics.