1. My lacrosse coach in college was the biggest bitch, and that's not even descriptive enough. I would've rather had patches o'houlihan throw wrenches at me.
  2. I don't even know where to begin on how much I hate Tomi Lahren. The only thing she's good for I knowing who tony friend on Facebook.
  3. XC runners are intimidating as shit. All of them are smart and skinny. Name one who isn't.