1. How incredible would it be if crying burned a crazy amount of calories. That way whenever a boy makes you cry, you just get super hot and it's like a major fuck you to him.
  2. My wedding vows will be the lyrics to "Don't Hurt Yourself" by the one and only QueenB🐝
  3. Well I just emailed my ex and put the subject as "you're a piece of shit." Guys will think I'm psychotic, girls will think it's hilarious.