HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

Inspired by @franksars and all you guys
  1. 1.
    Don't get out of bed without a fight.
    A fight with yourself/your alarm.
  2. 2.
    Forget things constantly.
    Today I forgot to wear earrings and makeup (makeup is a common one). Yesterday I forgot to put on deodorant (which is why I keep some at work).
  3. 3.
    Eat way too much cheese.
    And honestly never really resolve to change that.
  4. 4.
    Spend more time binge watching Netflix than you'd like to admit.
    I always look at my husband with a guilty face and say "maybe... Maybe just one more episode?"
  5. 5.
    Constantly think of new ways of self improvement that you will do for a while and then sort of forget about.
    But love yourself anyway! You are cool sometimes and you like yourself and you're just human after all!