Inspired by @ChrisK and like 1 billion other people
  1. Rarely do I ever crave macaroni and cheese.
  2. Actually, I think I want to set my passport on fire instead of traveling this year.
  3. Could you please pass that delicious eggplant?
  4. Healthcare reform is just not relevant to me.
  5. Exceptionally well said, Dr. Carson!
  6. Let me have another shot of tequila, please!