MY REACTIONS TO GETTING A PACKAGE NOTIFICATION EMAIL
My apartment lets me know when I get packages.
- •OOH, a package!
- •I feel special!
- •What could it be?
- •Did I order something?
- •What's up with my memory?
- •It says it's an Amazon delivery.
- •I do order things from Amazon.
- •But I don't remember ordering anything?
- •Is it a present?
- •Why would I be getting a present right now?
- •I probably ordered something and immediately forgot again.
- •I do that a lot.
- •But it makes for fun surprises, right?