MY REACTIONS TO GETTING A PACKAGE NOTIFICATION EMAIL

My apartment lets me know when I get packages.
  1. OOH, a package!
  2. I feel special!
  3. What could it be?
  4. Did I order something?
  5. What's up with my memory?
  6. It says it's an Amazon delivery.
  7. I do order things from Amazon.
  8. But I don't remember ordering anything?
  9. Is it a present?
  10. Why would I be getting a present right now?
  11. I probably ordered something and immediately forgot again.
  12. I do that a lot.
  13. But it makes for fun surprises, right?