ODD WAYS TO DESCRIBE BODY PARTS 📂

Alternate title: SHOPPING LIST FOR DR. FRANKENSTEIN
  1. "Builder's hands"
    The only season of GBBO to air in America (and subsequently be on Netflix) features Richard, a builder by trade. The judges kept saying things like "wow, such delicate pastries made by his builder's hands." And I was like... Uhhh... Classist?
  2. "40-year old legs"
    Watching the biathlon on the 2014 Winter Olympics, the announcers kept speculating whether Bjørndalen (age 41) could win gold with his "40-year-old legs" (spoiler: he did). Feels ageist.