PREVIEWS BEFORE STAR WARS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE

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  1. 8.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
    No... Ugh.... No....
  2. 7.
    Warcraft
    Yep, this is a thing - no thank you.
  3. 6.
    X-Men: Apocalypse
    Look I haven't watched an X-Men movie since Wolverine Origins and it's not because I don't enjoy superhero movies it's because there's TOO GODDAMNED MANY.
  4. 5.
    Captain America: Civil War
    I haven't watched any of the Captain America movies so why start now?
  5. 4.
    The 5th Wave
    I realized this was YA dystopia within ten seconds and spent the rest of the trailer trying to guess the book. But then I didn't think I'd heard of it (it's on my Goodreads to-read list so that can't be true I guess). Anyway I'm unlikely ever to see this but not opposed.
  6. 3.
    Zootopia
    Looks cute, digging the animation style, would see (probably won't).
  7. 2.
    Independence Day: Resurgence
    This movie seems unnecessary and yet, Jeff Goldblum. Likely to see.
  8. 1.
    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
    When I heard this was going to be a movie, I was like what the actual fuck? But oh well, just take my money JK Rowling 🤑