WEIRD OL' JEFF THINGS 📁
Thanks @aprilkquioh I needed a kick in the pants about these drafts... #Draftmas (also about this list: Jeff is my husband and here are some of the weird things about him - this list makes me crack up)
- •Hollow bones?He can make a super loud sound if he knocks against certain bones with his knuckles. It's like his bones are hollow.
- •Self moisturizing handsHe never uses lotion because his hands are suspiciously (and luxuriously) always not dry. 🤔 unlike mine I need moisturizer 50x a day.
- •Circular whistlingHe can whistle while breathing in and out so he never has to stop whistling (sometimes this is not so good).
- •Passion 4 fruitSerious fruit fiend over here. 🍒🍊🍏🍐🍋🍉🍇🍓🍑
- •Complete inability to tell: serious or joking?I have gotten pretty good at telling whether he is telling the truth in the 9 years I've known him. But still occasionally...
- •Doesn't know any popular musicThinks every song is TLC's "Waterfalls", doesn't know the words to that song.
- •Questionable fashion sense.But really, I need him to tell me sometimes if this goes with that and he is totally useless.