WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY LOBSTER?

Please help with potential lobster names!
  1. For context:
    Kevin (brother in law) got us all a family adopt-a-lobster pack and now Jeff and I have a (probably-as-yet-unhatched) lobster to name! This is from the UK National Lobster Hatchery btw.
  2. Crustephanie
  3. Newberg
  4. Snappington III
  5. Bisquilliam
  6. Thermidora
  7. Pinchy
    Borrowed from The Simpsons but a cute name
    Suggested by   @penguinchrissy