WHILE HANGING OUT ON TOILETS

  1. I wonder if people think I'm having bowel problems even though I'm just in the stall texting and on social media
  2. Stressing about my life: job, love, health, balance
  3. Listening to someone brush their teeth
  4. Listening to a voicemail from my mom
  5. Sad about my friend who's moving to LA the first week of September