This was a doozy
  1. I owned a hotel but it wasn't really a hotel but there were lots of rooms I've never seen before so hotel feels appropriate
  2. Don and Betty Draper came but I knew it was January Jones and Jon Hamm but they were married and basically their characters
  3. Betty admitted Don was abusive!!!!!!
    Not based in any sort of reality but I watched orange is the new black before bed so makes sense that this made it into the dream
  4. Betty told me this in secret but then I reassured her she was stronger than she thought
    I remember feeling kind of like my mom at this point which should have been a red flag that someone was going to resent my bossiness soon
  5. This got misconstrued and she started a rumor that I was INSENSITIVE about the abuse
    Editors note: I would never be insensitive about this I am very sensitive and nice to talk to I think
  6. My friends Rachel and Elisa disowned me
  7. I explained to them what happened and then they liked me again
    I remember there was a group hug but I wasn't into it because I'm not really into hugging (but yes to cuddling just FYI)
  8. I woke up after pressing snooze three times