This was a doozy
  1. 1.
    I owned a hotel but it wasn't really a hotel but there were lots of rooms I've never seen before so hotel feels appropriate
  2. 2.
    Don and Betty Draper came but I knew it was January Jones and Jon Hamm but they were married and basically their characters
  3. 3.
    Betty admitted Don was abusive!!!!!!
    Not based in any sort of reality but I watched orange is the new black before bed so makes sense that this made it into the dream
  4. 4.
    Betty told me this in secret but then I reassured her she was stronger than she thought
    I remember feeling kind of like my mom at this point which should have been a red flag that someone was going to resent my bossiness soon
  5. 5.
    This got misconstrued and she started a rumor that I was INSENSITIVE about the abuse
    Editors note: I would never be insensitive about this I am very sensitive and nice to talk to I think
  6. 6.
    My friends Rachel and Elisa disowned me
  7. 7.
    I explained to them what happened and then they liked me again
    I remember there was a group hug but I wasn't into it because I'm not really into hugging (but yes to cuddling just FYI)
  8. 8.
    I woke up after pressing snooze three times