THINGS I THINK WHEN ANY PART OF MY BODY ITCHES
What do you think when this evil thing happens to you?
- •I have herpes
- •Did a bug bite me
- •Why are there bugs in my apartment
- •How do you get rid of bugs in your apartment
- •Did anyone see me scratch the itch
- •Is there something gross under my fingernails now
- •Are itches contagious
- •What are itches
- •Have itches always been around? Did they develop over time?
- •Why is it that when I think about the itch then it itches moreVoodoo.
- •Let me google herpes to make sure that's not it.
- •Mental note: don't image search herpesEven though I know I'll do it again next time
- •Does west nile still exist?
- •Let me google rashes just to see which one I have
- •Now it itches somewhere elseAnd this whole thing starts over again