WHERE THE C TRAIN PROBABLY IS INSTEAD OF HERE

I've been waiting a while.
  1. Getting a marg with its coworkers
  2. Watching the Real Housewives of NYC, hoping to see itself make an appearance
    But it knows this will never happen.
  3. Befriending the other slow trains
    I'm looking at you, L.
  4. Listening to the musicians at the West 4th station
    You know the ones.
  5. Helping a nice tourist figure out where to go.
    "No, honey, the A, B, and C trains are not on the same line. Yes, this is confusing."
  6. Apartment hunting for a new pad in a hip neighborhood for reasonable rent.
    LOL JK this is New York.
  7. Taking the cash cab instead
    RIP