WHY I LOVE BEING HOME ALONE
- •I can sing anything I want and convince myself I sound amazing...as if I needed convincing...
- •Nudity. Whenever. Wherever. Whyever.If you think I haven't sat on every piece of furniture I own naked, you're wrong.
- •All the wifi gets funneled to my devices
- •Nobody else is in the kitchenOr, worse, you are trying to watch Orange is the New Black and someone is doing a freakin drum solo with all of those pots in the kitchen.
- •You can exclaim out loud to yourself without judgementWatching Homeland: "CARRIE NO! No! Why did you do that?? Not to Saul! UGHHHH" and nobody even cares
- •You can be as messy as you want and nobody will be angry!The only thing worse than having a messy roommate is being the messy roommate. But not when your roomie isn't around!!
- •You can turn the AC on as high as you want
- •You can take a nap anywhere and not be worried about being woken up