APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

What a tragedy. I was so young, so beautiful. My whole life was ahead of me. Anyway, thanks for coming to pay your respects.
  1. Here lies Kristin. Literally. What a liar.
  2. Beloved friend, elegant wedgie engineer
  3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, she was buried in a tube top, to draw attention to her bust.
  4. Friend, Lover, Mother, Fucker
  5. This grave site has been zoned for Thriller dancing
  6. RT: @the_ironsheik FUCK THE MONDAY
  7. Bye, Felicia