APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE
What a tragedy. I was so young, so beautiful. My whole life was ahead of me. Anyway, thanks for coming to pay your respects.
- •Here lies Kristin. Literally. What a liar.
- •Beloved friend, elegant wedgie engineer
- •Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, she was buried in a tube top, to draw attention to her bust.
- •Friend, Lover, Mother, Fucker
- •This grave site has been zoned for Thriller dancing
- •RT: @the_ironsheik FUCK THE MONDAY
- •Bye, Felicia