EXCUSES NOT TO WORK OUT

  1. I'm tired
  2. It's too hot/cold/rainy outside
  3. It's too nice outside
    Let's go sit on a patio and get margaritas and queso.
  4. My knees hurt
  5. I worked out yesterday
  6. I need a new playlist
  7. I need new sneakers
  8. I need a nap
  9. I ate too much candy
  10. I don't want to run into that weird guy at the gym
  11. Yes, technically he's my ex
  12. I don't want to bulk up
  13. I might be getting sick
  14. I'm hung over
  15. I'm still drunk
  16. I'm conserving my energy for getting drunk later