FIVE THINGS I BOUGHT ON AMAZON RECENTLY

In order of newest to oldest.
  1. Heated mattress pad, because it's insanely cold in California all of a sudden
  2. Hideaway socks, because I have new loafers
  3. VeganEgg, because I'm curious if it really looks and tastes like real eggs
  4. HP Sauce, because my husband told me that the name comes from the House of Parliament
  5. 25, because everyone bought it, and "When We Were Young" is the best nostalgic song about growing old by a young lady