FAILED FLIRTING TECHNIQUES

  1. Once a guy bought a Wayne's World t-shirt from the secondhand clothing store I work at and as I was ringing him up I decided to look directly at him and say "EXCELLENT" in my best Mike Meyers voice and he just gave me a weird look
  2. Internet stalking then subtly dropping hints about how much you looooove the movies and music they have "liked" on Facebook
  3. Playing hard-to-get
    This is actually just me being too awkward to be forward or initiate anything