LITERARY SIDEKICKS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Emilia from Othello
    She is a down girl. Supports Desdemona over Iago which is very progressive and chill of her. Together we could be the fab feminist man-hating crew of Venice.
  2. 2.
    Kitty Bennett from Pride & Prejudice
    Um okay Kitty why don't you take a timeout from sucking Lydia's dick and be my friend! We could stand in the corner drinking and make fun of Mr. Collins.
  3. 3.
    Huckleberry Finn from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
    This guy is a good time. I mean, you can tell he's pretty much up for anything. Would definitely party with him.
  4. 4.
    Priscilla Grant from Anne of Avonlea
    Honestly seems like a great partner in crime! Being Canadian is also a bonus.
  5. 5.
    Beezus from the Ramona series
    As an older sister I personally relate to her so maybe Ramona would be a better sidekick for me? Whatever, I just think it's badass that her name was Beezus long before Yeezus was ever a thing.
  6. 6.
    Éponine from Les Miserables
    Okay I just feel bad for her because she's so obsessed with the fuckboy that is Marius. Like girl I will help you get some hobbies and find a hotter more available bachelor!