MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Making color-coded study schedules
    I will make you one for finals week if you pay me. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing.
  2. Never following my study schedules
  3. Counting calories
  4. All things Mindy Kaling
  5. Determining whether a liquor store is sketchy enough to accept my ridiculous fake ID
  6. Making it through a busy day on four hours of sleep
  7. Keeping it real
  8. Sex
    Just kidding