THINGS I WANT IN A HALLOWEEN PARTY

  1. A crowd who will respect a good Wes Anderson-inspired costume
    Margot Tenenbaum anyone?
  2. A temperature which is not too hot for my costume which requires a coat
  3. People who are not lame about dressing up
  4. Alcohol
    Duh
  5. Strobe lights would be dope
  6. Spiderwebs everywhere pls
  7. Monster Mash needs to be played at least thrice
  8. CANDY ON CANDY