THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A DONK

I'm sorry you guys I can't help it I have an ass that won't quit
  1. Skirts are way shorter in the back than in the front
    Ugh
  2. You gotta buy two different sizes for top and bottom when you're getting a bikini
  3. Usually (or in my case anyway) you got some serious thigh action going on
  4. Lower back pain 😩
  5. You have the knowledge that you look hot storming out of a room
    All the minor inconveniences are worth it for this
  6. Your spatial awareness is off- you think you can fit through those two tables with no worries but your ass knocks something over
    Suggested by   @kate81