Sprinkle These Things Around Your House To Keep Me From Entering

Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Pictures of bare feet
    Get em off my newsfeed
  2. Deviled eggs / hard-boiled eggs
    *gagging*
  3. Meat cooked "rare"
    Do I look like a wild animal?
  4. Fedoras
    Please, no
  5. Waffle bowls
    Just get the regular cone
  6. YoungLife brochures
    Not interested
  7. Leeches
    Terrifying!
  8. Wigs with bangs
    Not a fan of bangs
  9. Raisins
    The WORST snack
  10. Meninists
    Bye 👏🏻