GREAT ADVICE I'VE TAKEN
- •Never show up overdressed.From my impeccable Southern Grandmother upon giving me a designer gown, which I have never worn,
- •Don't trust a man with a bun.From my mother, when she was drunk. While I have never trusted one, I have been in a years-long mess with one. It was terrible. She was right.
- •Reading Ulysses isn't worth it.From what I can tell it's one long, verbal masturbation session. Don't comment on "how good it is" or "how I should really give it a go." I don't care. Never going to happen.
- •That's it.
- •I don't like to be told what to do.