IN A PERFECT WORLD...
This girl has dreams.
- •I would eat burritos every day except for 5pm every Thursday when I would have Pizza.It would also all be free.
- •Earth Girls Are Easy would be real and I am Gina Davis but I sound like the blonde on the beach.Jeff Goldblum + nail art is a weirdly erotic combination for me.
- •I would never have to touch up my roots.My dye would never fade.
- •I could use that inflatable-bubble-ski-suit that James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) had when people bug me on the subway.Also tourists would have their own Manhattan in another dimension.
- •I get the Hogwarts/Brakebills letter (or Slayer mole, bed levitation, Gypsy curse) even though I'm old.With a personal apology for fucking up the dates and ruining my stupid life.
- •I can talk with my dog, Kevin.I have a feeling there's a lot of untapped depth to this dum-dum.
- •I am the wife of a drug-addicted investment banker who funds me living like a recluse in the woods and reading (and eating burritos and talking to the dog) in exchange for a few appearances at corporate functions and a very turned other cheek.I've been thinking about this one a lot.
- •Wage equality