SOME TRULY FUNNY THINGS

At least to me
  1. Lesley the Pony Has an A+ Day!
    http://bit.ly/1KKrtKD the only video that has ever gone viral for me.
  2. The Simpson S8 Ep2 "You Only Move Twice"
    Hank fucking Scorpio. "Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?"
  3. Melissa Broder
    The new Dorothy Parker: "My favorite sexual position is mistaking sex for love," "Shawty got that cosmic aloneness"
  4. Judy Blume's landing page
    http://bit.ly/1zIRPel (for full effect turn on sound) Take me away on a river of words, Judy.
  5. Missives from my dog-walker
    I get them every day.
  6. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia S4 Ep13 "The Nightman Cometh"
    Remember when Danny Devito played a stripper on Friends?
  7. Melville House blog
    I'm basically in love with Mark Krotov. Enough so that I once tried to casually tweet at him about something amusing he said in the hopes that he would understand our deep bond and find me in my cubicle and Officer-And-A-Gentleman me out of Random House. He did not respond.
  8. Sean Connery as Agamemnon
    In Time Bandits (my favorite movie of all time). The man cannot do accents.
  9. Schadenfreude
    My lists are basically one big display of what an asshole I am.