UNATTRACTIVE THINGS I DO IN THE MORNINGS

I'll never meet my future significant other in an 8 a.m. class and this is probably why.
  1. Drink diet soda at 7:30 a.m.
  2. Eat chocolate bars at 7:30 a.m.
    I really like the taste of chocolate in the morning more than any other time in the day and I just go with what my taste buds tell me, breakfast foods be damned.
  3. Have loud stomach gurgles and rumbles that you can hear from across the room.
    Because all I've had so far is diet soda and chocolate.