Let's be real here. Growing up with these people on my screen was confusing.
  1. Phil (Phil Of The Future)
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    Ricky Ullman, marry me.
  2. Troy Bolton (HSM)
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    His theatrics, his drama, those eyes....
  3. Nick Jonas in general
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    Camp Rock, Camp Rock 2, JONAS
  4. Jesse McCartney on that one episode of (Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
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    We were all London and Maddie in that episode.
  5. Protozoa (Zenon)
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    Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century was goals.
  6. THIS GUY FROM (GO FIGURE)
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    !!!!!
  7. Ethan Craft (Lizzie McGuire)
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    Eat spaghetti in Italy with me, Ethan.
  8. Jake Ryan (Hannah Montana)
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    don't make me slay u again
  9. Chad Dylan Cooper (Sonny with A Chance)
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    At the time I wanted him to marry me.
  10. Cole Sprouse, now. (Suite Life)
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    Glo'd up so damn well.
  11. Corbin Bleu
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    Suggested by @lily_rugo