I HAVE GREAT NEWS AND ALSO MY EYE IS BLEEDING, BUT THATS IRRELEVANT.

  1. Today I woke up my roommate screaming, "I HAVE GREAT NEWS."
  2. She responds, "Is your eye better?"
    These past couple of days my eye has been swollen because I have a stye. Not pretty, painful, red swollen under eye. Lovely.
  3. And I respond, "NO. It's actually bleeding, BUT THATS NOT THE NEWS."
    I woke up rubbed my eye, and there was a tiny bit of blood. So that happened.
  4. She looked horrified and confused.
  5. As I was rubbing my eye, my phone pinged and I learned that I got a press pass for another amazing entertainment event.
  6. STAY TUNED FOLKS
    ➡️ http://thefunyun.net ⬅️
  7. THE FUNYUN IS GOING TO EW's POPFEST THIS WEEKEND!!!
  8. !!!!!!!!!!!
  9. !!!!
  10. PS. If you have any questions you'd like to al these people, shoot them my way and live vicariously through my event coverage!