LISTS DONALD TRUMP WOULD MAKE

  1. people he likes
    limited to heterosexual, cisgender, white males
  2. why he hates minorities
  3. reasons why his hair is not that bad
  4. current fave songs
  5. people he'd fire if he had the power to
  6. people he wants to fire if and when he's in office
  7. reasons proving that he is not gay just because there was that one time in college
  8. grocery list
    this would be his first list because he is too narcissistic to actually look at the app before using it so he'd assume it was for him to create personal lists. the guys an idiot...