1. 2008 paris hilton
  2. current nicole richie
  3. the lady that ran for vice president with john mccain in 2008 (i don't like her but i want to know what it's like being her)
  4. a member of the irish mafia but only for a little bit because i don't want to die or go to jail
  5. a yale graduate
    haha just kidding i'm a harvard person
  6. a harvard graduate
  7. a dog, but one with a loving family not like...a stray