1. hilary clinton (obviously)
  2. bernie sanders (ironically)
  3. mindy kaling
  4. taylor swift
  5. tina fey
  6. amy poehler (possibly at the same time as tina)
  7. harry styles (only him, i don't care about the rest of one direction)
  8. the entire cast of it's always sunny in philadelphia
  9. other people who i can't remember at the moment
  10. any given feminist girl band
  11. lena dunham