SHIT I THINK OF IN THE SHOWER AFTER THE GYM

  1. How the fuck the lead singer of Alabama Shakes makes that sound in the beginning of "Don't Wanna Fight"
  2. How long must I scrub under my arms to get off all this fucking deodorant!!!
  3. calf cramp. That basically causes all my thinking to cease and all I can feel is the pain in my leg. That shit sucks.
  4. Did I bring my towel?
  5. Wait I definitely did bring it. Dope.
  6. This water pressure fucking sucks. Feels like it's gonna go out any second. Which is no good because my hair isn't even wet yet.
  7. I wonder what that hot rec center desk attendant looks like in a speedo. He was pretty cute.