THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO AT THE BEACH

  1. Bring a shitty speaker and blast dub step music
  2. Scream ( exception: if you are drowning )
  3. Litter
  4. Stare at other peoples asses while they are sleeping
  5. Bring a suitcase full of clothes, beach accessories, or anything really ( especially if it is in a physical suitcase but also pertains to large trash bags and oversized purses )