Strangest Things That Have Happened to Me in Retail

  1. Having a CD thrown at me
  2. Having to hold pressure on someone's wound until they were picked up.
  3. Having to kick two people out of the store for making out aggressively.
  4. Having to explain to someone that they couldn't pay in Krona. On four separate occasions, all to the same person.
  5. Having someone hand me their newborn while looking through the discount bin.
  6. Someone stealing a life sized Elsa from Frozen and then returning it outside the door the next day.