I'm a lil' UCB bb over here.
  1. Teenage astronaut who is having trouble Skyping with her teacher about math homework.
  2. 5-year-old who refuses to share her strawberry Pop-Tarts with her 8 siblings.
  3. Mom trying to return a pair of work shoes without a receipt.
  4. Shower-curtain saleswoman at Bed Bath & Beyond who is flirting with a customer that has a shower-curtain fetish.