Common Ways To Die In Los Angeles

  1. Choking on a kale salad.
  2. Getting trampled at Coachella.
  3. Jumping off the Hollywood sign.
  4. Starvation from not following a juice cleanse properly.
  5. Serious head injury from tumbling down Runyon Canyon.
  6. Spinning to death at SoulCycle.
  7. Too hot yoga.
  8. Drowning in the pool at the Palm Springs Ace Hotel.
  9. Being killed for a dinner reservation at Animal.
  10. Sitting in traffic on the 405 for too long.
  11. Overdose at The Chateau Marmont.