Conversation Between Two Five-year-olds on My Flight

  1. Girl One: "Do you like pumpkin pancakes?"
  2. Girl Two: "Yeah!"
  3. Girl One: "I eat them everyday."
  4. Mom of Girl One: "No you don't."
  5. Girl One: "Whatever."
  6. *Girl Two stares at Girl One from across the aisle.*
  7. Girl Two: "Well, I do."
  8. *Girl One ignores Girl Two's comment*
  9. Girl One: "Are we in Florida yet?"