Fun Facts About My Step-dad

This is @markravina, my step-dad who is a professor of Japanese history and makes mean scrambled eggs with onions.
  1. 1.
    He gets paid to think.
  2. 2.
    He researches samurais.
  3. 3.
    He has a lot of degrees.
    Columbia (undergraduate), Harvard (for a minute), and Stanford (doctorate) like a BOSS.
  4. 4.
    He went to Columbia with Obama and didn't know that until a reporter called our house one day to ask if he knew anything about him.
  5. 5.
    He's fluent in Japanese.
  6. 6.
    He just shared his HBO GO password with me so I can watch The Jinx. 🙏
  7. 7.
    He wrote the book "The Last Samurai" that was later turned into a movie as a total coincidence.
    He never met Tom Cruise, but is on the DVD extras. 😎
  8. 8.
    He wore a killer suit at his Bar Mitzvah.