Highlights From a Conversation I Just Overheard at the Smile

NoHo, man.
  1. "I never thought I'd say I'm into Louis Vuitton until now."
  2. "I'm moving into my parent's 3-bedroom, rent-controlled apartment on the UWS."
  3. "There were like 20 people doing drugs in the office today."
  4. "At least I act alpha with them when everyone else acts so beta."
  5. "I'm also just like shut up."
  6. "When I worked on that MoMa thing with him I was like FUCCCKKK."
  7. "That double-space is not going to fuck up the company."
  8. "All she does is name drop famous people that I don't care about."