How to Get Cast on a Reality Show

Say these things and maybe you'll make it to the second round.
  1. "I'm not here to make friends."
  2. "My dad was a meth addict and I was homeless at 14."
  3. "You can do whatever you want to my hair."
  4. "I went to an Ivy League and am very pretentious."
  5. "I was the prettiest girl in my hometown and I know it."
  6. "I've never been on a plane and milk cows in my spare time."
  7. "I know how to put up a good fight."
  8. "I'm a single mother."
  9. "I'll do whatever you say."
  10. "I have a secret boyfriend back home."
  11. "I'm a virgin."
  12. "I murdered someone."